Haters sending me hate mail

Okay, so I'm new to blogging but I thought I understood how things worked, but then I got all these messages from this guy who called himself an entomologue or something and he got all over my case saying I'm not really a worm, and I'm a beetle or some junk like that.

For him and all the other haters out there: I AM A WORM!!!!!!

I live in dirt! I eat dirt (and bran and oats yummmm)! I crap in dirt! I do everything that worms do and they do everything I do. You know why? Because I am a worm! A mealworm, and proud of it, biotch!!!

Earlier today I was moving some stuff around in my container when it struck me how stupid people like that are. Saying I'm not a REAL worm because I molt is clearly an example of the No True Scotsman Fallacy.

Sometimes I wish all the haters would die, just so I could turn their flesh into more dirt. Let's see a beetle do THAT!!!!