IT people are haters!!!

Okay, so you make a self-replicating program that sends copies of itself to other nodes in a network to deliver payloads. What do you call it? A mick? A kraut? No, you call it a "worm," don't you?

Why do IT people have to be such HATERS??! Worms live in dirt and they don't reproduce by sending copies of themselves to nodes--some of us make it with other worms and some of us just make it with ourselves and some of us do both whenever we feel like it. I haven't had the chance to make it with anyone yet--not even myself (gross!)---but I imagine when I do I won't be sending copies of me anywhere.

They should use a different name for this kind of program like "attack of the clones" or "early birds" or some junk like that.

STOP THE HATING!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

2008!!! YEAH!!!


Happy NEW year to everyone! Peace on Earth and IN it, too!!!

Okay, my resolutions:

1) Eat more
2) Crap more
3) Meet that special somebody who will make my life complete!!!!
4) Go to Texas to hang out with my cousin who went through rehab.
5) Did I mention eat more??? :) :) :) :)

Thanks to everyone who emailed me happy new year cards except that one that gave my compy a virus. Booooooo!!! It's okay, I Nortonized the hell out of it.

Keep on diggin'!!!!!

Haters sending me hate mail

Okay, so I'm new to blogging but I thought I understood how things worked, but then I got all these messages from this guy who called himself an entomologue or something and he got all over my case saying I'm not really a worm, and I'm a beetle or some junk like that.

For him and all the other haters out there: I AM A WORM!!!!!!

I live in dirt! I eat dirt (and bran and oats yummmm)! I crap in dirt! I do everything that worms do and they do everything I do. You know why? Because I am a worm! A mealworm, and proud of it, biotch!!!

Earlier today I was moving some stuff around in my container when it struck me how stupid people like that are. Saying I'm not a REAL worm because I molt is clearly an example of the No True Scotsman Fallacy.

Sometimes I wish all the haters would die, just so I could turn their flesh into more dirt. Let's see a beetle do THAT!!!!