Saturday, January 5, 2008

IT people are haters!!!

Okay, so you make a self-replicating program that sends copies of itself to other nodes in a network to deliver payloads. What do you call it? A mick? A kraut? No, you call it a "worm," don't you?

Why do IT people have to be such HATERS??! Worms live in dirt and they don't reproduce by sending copies of themselves to nodes--some of us make it with other worms and some of us just make it with ourselves and some of us do both whenever we feel like it. I haven't had the chance to make it with anyone yet--not even myself (gross!)---but I imagine when I do I won't be sending copies of me anywhere.

They should use a different name for this kind of program like "attack of the clones" or "early birds" or some junk like that.

STOP THE HATING!!!

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