Fred Thompson withdraws

:( :( :( :(

Now I have no choice but to support the delicious John McCain.

It's too bad, 'cause I kinda thought Fred's wife was hot--you'd have to be a worm like me to understand.

But hey, Go John Go!!!

STOP THE INSANITY!!!

Most people who visit this site are non-worms looking for a worm's view on things like politics, the economy, and world hunger. Okay, good, so buckle up and get ready to have your mind opened and your eyes widened.

You already know that the mealworm holocaust continues unabated, but did you know that mealworms are sometimes doused in chemicals to prevent them from becoming adults??

What kind of sick practice is that??? Isn't it bad enough that people want to torture us to death for bait to catch fish in the contaminated streams behind their homes?? Do you have to take away our ability to become adult mealworms capable of making it with each other (or ourselves)??

Write your senator to demand that the unnatural chemical treatment of mealworms be discontinued and that action be taken to acknowledge the personhood and liberty of worms everywhere.

STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!

IT people are haters!!!

Okay, so you make a self-replicating program that sends copies of itself to other nodes in a network to deliver payloads. What do you call it? A mick? A kraut? No, you call it a "worm," don't you?

Why do IT people have to be such HATERS??! Worms live in dirt and they don't reproduce by sending copies of themselves to nodes--some of us make it with other worms and some of us just make it with ourselves and some of us do both whenever we feel like it. I haven't had the chance to make it with anyone yet--not even myself (gross!)---but I imagine when I do I won't be sending copies of me anywhere.

They should use a different name for this kind of program like "attack of the clones" or "early birds" or some junk like that.

STOP THE HATING!!!

Iowa Caucuses

Okay, so as you probably guessed since I'm a mealworm, I'm a staunch Republican. Unlike those OTHER guys, we tend to come from very similar backgrounds and know what we're thinking and doing a lot more than those OTHER guys. Know what I mean? I mean, my cousin's family has worked with generations of politicians in Texas, and it's always been a rewarding experience.

Anywho, today was the Iowa Caucus and look who won:

Mike Huckabee (34%)
Mitt Romney (25%)
Fred Thompson (13%)
John McCain (13%)

Mealworms, in general, support older candidates with more experience as they represent somebody we can really get into. It takes us a while to warm up to a candidate and really dig into their selves and know what they stand for. That's why I'm giving my support to third place winner Fred Thompson!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

2008!!! YEAH!!!


Happy NEW year to everyone! Peace on Earth and IN it, too!!!

Okay, my resolutions:

1) Eat more
2) Crap more
3) Meet that special somebody who will make my life complete!!!!
4) Go to Texas to hang out with my cousin who went through rehab.
5) Did I mention eat more??? :) :) :) :)

Thanks to everyone who emailed me happy new year cards except that one that gave my compy a virus. Booooooo!!! It's okay, I Nortonized the hell out of it.

Keep on diggin'!!!!!

Haters sending me hate mail

Okay, so I'm new to blogging but I thought I understood how things worked, but then I got all these messages from this guy who called himself an entomologue or something and he got all over my case saying I'm not really a worm, and I'm a beetle or some junk like that.

For him and all the other haters out there: I AM A WORM!!!!!!

I live in dirt! I eat dirt (and bran and oats yummmm)! I crap in dirt! I do everything that worms do and they do everything I do. You know why? Because I am a worm! A mealworm, and proud of it, biotch!!!

Earlier today I was moving some stuff around in my container when it struck me how stupid people like that are. Saying I'm not a REAL worm because I molt is clearly an example of the No True Scotsman Fallacy.

Sometimes I wish all the haters would die, just so I could turn their flesh into more dirt. Let's see a beetle do THAT!!!!

Welcome to my blog!

Hello, everyone. My name is Mealy Guy, and if you hadn't already guessed, I'm a mealworm.

I hope to use this space to have a discussion about the finer points of being a worm, providing a much-needed worm's view on politics, economy, and composting. I encourage all worms and non-worms to participate; this is a place for learning about ourselves and each other.

First, some ground rules. I will edit out any flames by fishermen and other people who insist on posting hate speech about mealworms or worms in general. Any images or discussions of hooks or other means of torturous death will be deleted on sight.

Now, to the regular posts. I hope to make a post whenever I am able, which is sometimes difficult when I'm molting, but hey, that's life for you.