Haters sending me hate mail

Okay, so I'm new to blogging but I thought I understood how things worked, but then I got all these messages from this guy who called himself an entomologue or something and he got all over my case saying I'm not really a worm, and I'm a beetle or some junk like that.

For him and all the other haters out there: I AM A WORM!!!!!!

I live in dirt! I eat dirt (and bran and oats yummmm)! I crap in dirt! I do everything that worms do and they do everything I do. You know why? Because I am a worm! A mealworm, and proud of it, biotch!!!

Earlier today I was moving some stuff around in my container when it struck me how stupid people like that are. Saying I'm not a REAL worm because I molt is clearly an example of the No True Scotsman Fallacy.

Sometimes I wish all the haters would die, just so I could turn their flesh into more dirt. Let's see a beetle do THAT!!!!

Welcome to my blog!

Hello, everyone. My name is Mealy Guy, and if you hadn't already guessed, I'm a mealworm.

I hope to use this space to have a discussion about the finer points of being a worm, providing a much-needed worm's view on politics, economy, and composting. I encourage all worms and non-worms to participate; this is a place for learning about ourselves and each other.

First, some ground rules. I will edit out any flames by fishermen and other people who insist on posting hate speech about mealworms or worms in general. Any images or discussions of hooks or other means of torturous death will be deleted on sight.

Now, to the regular posts. I hope to make a post whenever I am able, which is sometimes difficult when I'm molting, but hey, that's life for you.